Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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