He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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