Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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