i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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