are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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