doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I smell like Dick and happiness
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