Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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