I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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