Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
