So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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