I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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