Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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