Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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