I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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