let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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