the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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