Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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