as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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