just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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