i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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