so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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