the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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