your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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