More tranny stories later!
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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