Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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