I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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