Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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