The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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