Is it because I queefed?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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