i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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