She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
so much tequila, so little girl.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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