in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just want nice things and good sex
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
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