glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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