he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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