i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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