So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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