he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You're breaking my sexual little heart
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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