You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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