if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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