can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
The Olympian is in my bed
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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