we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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