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The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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