So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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