shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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