she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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