spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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