He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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