North Korea, Best Korea!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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