Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And the cops told us we were all naked.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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