so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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