Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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