he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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